Best/worst Christmas ever
Ok, no need to really say ANYTHING as far as disclaimers go.

Hit, run, then off to the eggnog/spiced cider/family disdain and venomous spite, or whatever your Holiday may entail, from your friends at Resonator.

First, in case your Holidays find you in close proximity to Satan instead of Santa, here's some stuff to chase away anyone within a ten-mile radius.



Relient K: 12 Days Of Christmas

You know if it comes from NOW, it's gotta be fuck. ing. bad.



Relient K's dumbed down mall-bounce-popunk take on "12 Days Of Christmas" is just. so. damn. obnoxious.

And then...and then...watch for their own little "innovation". Their own little "spin". The added lyric that they obviously high-fived themselves over.

Awesome:



Beck: Little Drum Machine Boy

From Sleighed, one of the best compilations of Alt Xmas takes out there (Tori Amos does a Holiday freak-out, as does Jill Sobule). And anyway, that Beck: he's sooooo hot right now. Put this one on and do hot cider shooters 'til Grandma looks HOT.

Jingle whatever, and all that.

Btw...let me pose a question:

If Morrissey wrote a Christmas song, what would he title it?